Hello, there. My name is Luke J. Redmond.
I am a 27 year old man who lives in New Jersey.
Except, that is a lie.
I am not Luke Jaecar Redmond.
I am not the man who sits infront of his computer screen somewhere in New Jersey, with a cap on his head, lying as he types.
This is all a lie.
This blog is a lie.
Thank you for your time.